A Day in the Life of a Western Realm Character
There I was, depressed, thinking that HardCore souls like myself were simply out of style with the recent bout of server splits, NPP WOA FoK invasions and Western Realm crashes. But sudddenly, I was lifted up, out of the aetherial non-existence of pre-HardCore incarnation by one of those awe-inspiring, oft rumored Users and given the body of a barbarian named LickMyLuvPump!
What a wonderful feeling to be alive and existing for once! Now, finally, perhaps I could join some game world desparate for an intrepid HardCore barbarian such as myself!!!
I prayed for a game, and soon my User was searching through the list of games, eager to test my mettle! But alas, all he could find were FoK-spawned, LagLands with bizzaar names like "pkpkkkkppk" and "89724". He waited patiently, and tried once again... with the same unfortunate result! He checked the populations to find that they were inhabited only by FoK ruffians of the worst kind: the ones who profanely name their poor characters jibberish such as "khadkfhafkdh" and "baba-gogo."
